yur a wizar hry
im a wot ??
Don’t do drugs. Do me.
Do drugs and me.
Do drugs with me.
And then do me
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game
Me all day after a stranger has given me a random compliment
mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit
reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women
was that really necessary to add
huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.