straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013
"Don’t you think he’s attractive?"
"I mean, I don’t know. I’m not into guys."
THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU OKAY.
It’s like straight dudes can only give a compliment when they expect sex out of it or something OH WAIT.
He’s looking right at me and I’m emotional right now and need a moment
people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
interviewer: any special talents?
Imagine Hannibal Lecter eating Robin Thicke.
Hannibal starts brandishing a knife and Thicke’s like “noooo D:” and then Hannibal quietly mutters
"i know you want it"
juicy cuts of
and baby i’ll rule
let me live that
You’re my future self?
- DW 50th Anniversary